It's a tale as old as time. You plot to kill four people thousands of miles away simply because they're hurting you with magic. This is the best story ever.

We wouldn't say it would be untypical to hear a story about a lover scorned attempting to get revenge, or a father fighting to defend his family. However, it's pretty rare to hear about an Idaho man who wants to murder people halfway across the country because he thinks they're trying to harm him with magic. That's literally what happened here.

Police apprehended 25-year-old Joseph Bonnell-Hall, a resident of Plummer, Idaho, on his way to New Mexico. The reason? He wanted to kill four people there because voices in  his head told him to do so. When Bonnell-Hall was apprehended, he had multiple loaded magazines on his person, along with extra ammunition.

The suspect was put on a psychiatric hold, and the four people he was planning to harm were contacted by authorities. He's currently being held on a $50,000 cash-only bail.