Every Star Wars Movie Ranked From Worst to First
When I was a kid there were three Star Wars movies. When I was a teenager, there were six. Now there are 12, thanks to this week’s release of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. Under Disney’s ownership, Star Wars has expanded into an entire cinematic universe. (Plus streaming TV!) Or at least a galaxy. So why not rank them all?
The only rule for inclusion on this list was theatrical films only. It didn’t seem fair to compare Rogue One to Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure. Maybe we should have (Caravan did play in theaters in Europe, after all) but we didn’t. (Count your blessings, Rogue One! You’re lucky.) These are specifically the 12 theatrical Star Wars features, from worst to first. We can rank the TV stuff another time. (1: The Star Wars Holiday Special, 2: Everything Else.)
You may not agree with my list. (Based on a highly scientific poll on Twitter, the odds are very good you will not agree my list.) And that’s totally okay. As long as you agree that Attack of the Clones is the worst prequel. If we’ve got in common, we’re going to be just fine.